Sunday, June 18, 2006

Bodily Fluids

It's trickled through to me that it's World Cup time and football dominates the telly. I'm not a great sports fan but I am not averse to leering at fit guys running around a pitch chasing a ball. What's not to love there?

Well, I'll tell you. Whenever I get sucked into it and am avidly drooling at the screen, we zoom into a close up. Nothing wrong in that except I can guarantee the buff bloke will then immediately spit.

Argh. Even writing that word makes me squirm. I Can. Not. Bear. Spit. Argh.

It's totally gross and nasty not to mention unhygenic. What's the matter with these guys, can't they swallow??

I always have to then convince myself they're just spitting out chewing gum and nothing more - er - personal. Double ugg.

Australia is playing Brazil tonight and I wouldn't mind watching it, but the thought of seeing mouth fountains really turns me off!

6 comments:

Sara Hantz said...

spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit,

Christina Phillips said...

la la la la la I'm not listening to you la la la la la

Amanda Ashby said...

What's there not to like about watching grown men catch their saliva at the back of their throat and then swirl it around and around to make sure it's in pristine slagging condition before they roll it onto their tongue and then spit it out so that it arrives in a big dripping heap of mucas on the ground. Hmmmm, see your point, though it hasn't stopped me watching just about every match!!!

Christina Phillips said...

arrrrgggghhhhhhh gagggg....

~~ rushes to bathroom ~~

Sara Hantz said...

Rooney did an awesome spit - travelled miles. I thought of you hahahahahaa

Christina Phillips said...

Okay, on the outside I'm laughing...

but on the inside I'm choking!